Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.

There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.

by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020

cat wearing glasses

u've probably seen this gif in the define word

why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021

i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

by running out of patience May 6, 2008

unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Wearing the same socks

To be on the same page; To be on the same wavelength; To see eye to eye; To be of one mind

Andre and I had some issues that needed resolving, but after our meeting earlier we're definitely wearing the same socks.

by spicy-p April 22, 2015