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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...
by AQUALIME April 10, 2021
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I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.
Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!
by baked_goods_ May 13, 2009
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Wentzing

The modern wentzing began on twitter, summer 2013; it became a huge fad in the Fall Out Boy fandom. Wentzing is when someone tweets a misleading caption with a photo attached, and when the victim opens that tweet, they get an eyeful of Pete Wentz's (leaked) nudes. The meaning of this is to not only shock the victim, but (hopefully) people around, near, or next to the victim will also get wentzed, and accidentally wentzing your grandma has got to come with a good reaction. This spread like wildfire and now everyone, even famous people, know what wentzing is. People such as Patrick Stump and Dan Howell have been wentzed.
in school
Teacher: Today class, we are going to learn about....
teacher turns on projector, showing pete's nudes
Teacher: WENTZING!!!!! XD
Student: damn it, not again!!! That's the fifth teacher that wentzed us this week!
entire class facedesks
by queen! of wentzing January 20, 2014
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wentzbag

Synonym for douchebag. Became more common after Fall-Out Boy's bassist said that his name seems to have become synonymous with "douchebag"
"The president is such a wentzbag"
by ErikShocker January 17, 2009
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Weint

A simple way to respond to almost anything you hear or are asked.
-Bro, you coming to the game tonight?
-Weint...
by SwerveGod April 30, 2015
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went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.
What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.
by knowman July 13, 2011
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pepe wentz

by memelicious November 8, 2015
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