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Ween

A word that is used to describe a noun, verb, and pronoun. commonly used in day- to-day conversations.
person 1: wow your so legit
person 2: your such a ween!

person 1: that was such a fail
person 2: ween move....
by Manday30h3 June 23, 2010
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Ween

Verb,
The act of calling someone to play them Ween's Push the Little Daises. Done purely to annoy the crap out of them and entertain you. Best done when they're busy and/or you know they'll answer on their speakerphone. Even better if the victim hates the song (who doesn't?)

Ween, ween-ing, ween-ed

It's a good song to use because the awful sounds start instantly and it gets stuck easily.
"Hello?"

"music playing"

"Dammit! Stop Weening me!"

*click*
by Angry Mike Jr March 21, 2009
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Ween

A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.
"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"
by The Boss.com May 1, 2014
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Ween

A small, tiny, pathetic, little boy; to be bullied.
Look at Jimmy. That fag is such a ween.
by Joshua Allison June 19, 2008
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Ween

A great nickname for anyone you love. This word has multiple definitions and it can be used in many situations. A ween is someone who is a very good friend and who is usually gay. This person is usually so adorable and lovable that you just scream "WEEN!" in a high pitched voice when you see them. It can usually be followed by the word "bean".
Stephen looks really cute today. You might say, "Oh Stephen you look like such a ween!"

Stephen bought you dinner. You might say, "Oh weeeeeen! That was so nice of you!"

A simple greeting: "Hi weenbean!"
by LadyQual June 3, 2010
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weens

Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
by messeh_ November 14, 2009
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weens

children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
by oobyMach February 21, 2009
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