Weekly World News

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.

I love reading Weekly World News!

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

weedcycle

Giving any unused medicinal marijuana prescriptions to a friend so they can enjoy.This is a rare gem as most scripts are more often than not used.

Hey I'm totally pumped! My friend hooked me up a medicinal m.j. script so I can shoot down to the dispensary and weedcycle it!

by overmedium September 6, 2013

WeedLord420

The sole progenitor and heir to the combined continuum. Once a rouge vagrant on the habitation EARTH-7 armed with his child army, now turned enterpising and the forefront of the intergalactic JUUL commission. Once a small questionable local vape juice dealer (only permitted within stature M.219) turned rouge into the star system's nebula vape tricker. In spite of his gradual and rapid success, the Endless Space Board banned WeedLord420 from any interaction with the corporation. This does not seem to slow WeedLord420's expansion into space and continues to make Afgan weed look like a shitty 3DO version of Farmville.

Ambitious, entrepreneurial and goal-oriented - it is my first goal in life to streamline and unify videogame wiki pages. My second goal in life is of course hitting fat donks and ripping megacloud star systems with my JUUL pod. - WeedLord420

by Gionathan September 13, 2020

The Weekly Bull

A weekly newspaper detailing the various examples of bullshit to come out of a certain person's mouth, written in a satircal manner. It is written in a good humoured manner, depicting the person as, amongst other things, World Squash Champion, and a Buddhist. You may think "well surely it must end at some point" well no because there is endless amounts of bullshit coming out of his mouth. Written, illustrated, and published by Halz.

Well Halz, I'm looking forward to the next edition of the Weekly Bull on Monday!

by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

tuck the weedle

The act of a male tucking his penis behind his legs. Most often done by closet transvestites while looking into a mirror and dancing around while you have a captive in a pit.

Easily defined by the actions of Tedd Levine as he played Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs". As he danced in the scene, singing, "Do you want to fuck me", he performed a "tuck the weedle".

by KnektR April 24, 2007

Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :

"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

by Matt Huff April 17, 2008

weedy stories

Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.

The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.

by ivanytrusk December 9, 2008