Weedlord

A jobless individual who has discovered a method of income(usually involving a disability) that allows them to subsist relatively comfortably in solitude with nothing but an enormous amount of cannabis to smoke and Cheetos to consume. Their lordship comes from the amount of videos they post on YouTube displaying their vast collection of paraphernalia and ability to inhale enormous amounts of smoke.

Check out the Weedlord's new video involving him smoking from multiple bongs for no reason in particular, bro.

by abrassmonocle August 16, 2009

mount weedmore

A maximum amount of marijuana placed into a bowl of a pipe, bong, or any smoking device. so the weed is higher than the bowl piece sits making it look like a mountain and you have to stay patriotic so you take the mountain and add rush more you have mount weedmore!

Load up that bowl and make sure its a mount weedmore, I'm actually trying to get baked here!

by buttery19 October 22, 2009

weedhopper

One who is new to the scene to the art of smoking weed.

"One does not simply not cough on a bong hit weedhopper ."
Similar use to grasshopper in reference to martial arts.

by Frankherbert January 20, 2016

weedeorite

weede·or·ite
(noun)
1. A canister full of weed launched into the air from Mexico that crash lands after going through the atmosphere and then lands on US soil.
2. weed that can be legally smoked in Colorado (ie. it has fallen from the sky)

While on minute men patrol last night I was nearly struck dead by a falling weedeorite; it's too bad I don't live in Colorado or Washington.

by Nonymous Jeebs March 1, 2013

weedlord bonerhitler

Nickname or handle for a very offensive, probably evil, NC-17 rated (or worse), irreparably damaged, person, situation, idea, or event.

Can you believe one time Donna told a room full of strangers her husband wanted to shit in her vagina? I don't even know how you would shit in a vagina as most shit is not structurally rigid enough to penetrate even the largest and moist lubed vagina ~ but however you decided to do it, that's Weedlord Bonerhitler to say in front of strangers.

or
If Satan wanted a new nickname ~ his minions would say dude, you are satan. that's the worst thing ever - there isn't a harder more edgy term out there, except maybe Weedlord Bonerhitler.

by Zenfoolio May 16, 2016

weedwhore

"whore" for marijuana. Constantly asked to get smoked up for free, and is still a newbie.

You're new name is weedwhore, you skank

by bob330303303030030303030303030 June 1, 2010

Weedlord Bonerhitler

One who is the most supreme lord of all things dealing with weed, boners, or hitler. Also a pretty chill dude.

Hey did you see that Calvin Fairbourn nailed a sick award last week. He’s on weedlord bonerhitler.

by DatBoiNotMateo June 5, 2018