Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage
In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.
by Scott M. July 11, 2003
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weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.
We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.
by ZE-bear March 25, 2003
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...
Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.
by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 09, 2003
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Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.
.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.
by black flag May 29, 2004
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weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.
Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”
by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 01, 2005
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weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.
Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.
by Ass Destructor July 06, 2004
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