ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

ass water

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

by bomber22 January 6, 2009

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003

is a frogs ass water tight

This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas

Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.

by The wildabeast October 31, 2009

ass water

the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.

wow, the coffee from this marriot that were staying in for our class trip to boston that tastes like asswater.

by Pam January 1, 2004

Ass Water

The sweat between your ass-cheek.

I collect my ass water.

(or)

Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’
Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(

by imabotx December 14, 2020

ass water

the water left behind in your ass crack after you get out the shower, and dry off. . you know the"sticky-panty" feeling?

I just got out of the shower, & this ass water is killing me.

by baseddgodess August 7, 2012