Samurai Wannabee 

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.

Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!

Samurai Wannabee by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005

Super Gay Emo Wannabee Fag

This basically describes Mat, he is super gay, a emo wannabee, and he is a faggot!

Oh my god! I woke up this morning and i am gonna be bulimic and my girlfriend is gonna get hit by a car. Maybe i'll find a new girl friend on the internet!

Super Gay Emo Wannabee Fag by hahahahahah December 23, 2004

wannabe stoner 

someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger

i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze

wannabe stoner by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006

wannabe scene 

a wannabe scene is a girly fucker who suddenly decides to listen to fall out boy or my chemical romance, act all br00tal and wear too much eyeliner. all of their friends are still preppy cunts and think that their friend is going through a stupid faze. the so called new "scene kidd" signs up for emoscene.com and adds anyone with snakebites or cool hair only to find out they are a german bitch who cares about nobody but themselves. they take shitty photos of themselves acting all 'emo' and 'origional' when really they are just copying pictures and articles they've read on urban dictionary.

wannabe scene: blackt3ars-xx
real deal: xDeadNurse

blackt3ars-xx: y0 wh4ts up n!ggaz
xDeadNurse: Erm.. Hey
blackt3ars-xx: h0w ab0ut th4t HxC g!g l4st n!ght
xDeadNurse: Wtf Are You Even Saying
blackt3ars-xx: l0lz fuck!ng w4nn4 f!ght b!tch
xDeadNurse: STFU Poser!!1

xDeadNurse Has Left The Conversation

blackt3ars-xx: y0 n!gg4 wh4t d0es th4t me4n??///

wannabe scene by Short&&Tight January 16, 2008

wannabe slut 

a girl who talks, acts, and dresses like she is a slut or she is easy. but when it comes down to it, she has never even seen a dick and doesnt plan on it. she just a attention whore.. kind of like a tease, but worse

dawg, that girl is a virgin and she over there talkin like she had sex with tha whole damn block.. she a wannabe slut

wannabe slut by eastsidee_bitch January 6, 2009

Wannabe Scene Kid 

A wannabe scene kid is someone who comforms to other people and clings onto them like a leech, sucking out someone else's style into their own, and can't think of anything original. A Wannabe Scene Kid can go behind their "friends" behind their backs and talk about them in a negative way, and act like they like them when they're with that person (i.e hypocrite). They also blow off their "used-to-be" friends because no one else liked them (i.e conforming to other ideas)

Sentence: That Sarah girl is such a wannabe scene kid!

Picture:

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/Lol_Kid489/Untitled-1.jpg

Wannabe Scene Kid by Lol_Kid489 April 16, 2009

Wannabe Slag

A girl who cares little for relationships beyond sexual, but for some reason (possibly ironically because she acts like a slag) struggles to get laid. She either acts or dresses like a whore but is unable to entice gentlemen to go beyond first base.

Damn...that girl Susan is such a Slag....but she's totally struggling to get laid....Shes a WANNABE SLAG!!!!

Wannabe Slag by Robin - Edinburgh November 27, 2009