Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.
The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!
The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!
Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.
by Catweeeeezal 48 July 19, 2016
by Spbecker February 24, 2016
Donald trump is a wankpuffin
by Bernie Sanders February 21, 2016
A Wankpuffin is singular to Wankpuffins a name given to a single person or a group of people doing an act of absolute stupidity basically a bunch of Thick fucks.
by Urba Angler October 22, 2020