Wankpuffin

Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.

The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!

Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.

by Catweeeeezal 48 July 19, 2016

wankpuffin

Masterbaiting penguin

"You just tweeted that from your iPhone you wankpuffin"

by Spbecker September 1, 2016

Wankpuffin

a liar, piece of Shit, racist, no one likes you, probably say this word in Britain or something.

Donald trump is a wankpuffin

by Bernie Sanders September 5, 2016

Wankpuffins

A Wankpuffin is singular to Wankpuffins a name given to a single person or a group of people doing an act of absolute stupidity basically a bunch of Thick fucks.

Look at all those thick fucks all stood together breaking the 2 meter rule absolute Wankpuffins.

by Urba Angler October 22, 2020