Skip to main content

Wanc

Wannabe Manc.

The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.

The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.

Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.

Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.

Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."

Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.

Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
Andrew: "HAHAHA UNLUCKY CITY WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN MANCHESTER. YOUR JUST PRETENDERS. UNITED UNITED UNITED"

Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
by filb0 May 5, 2010
mugGet the Wanc mug.

WACCOE

"WACCOE" means "We are the Champions, Champions of Europe".

As Leeds United sing this song, they wave the scarfs are rapidly till the song ends.

-Marching on Together
Leeds United fans: "We are the Champions, Champions of Europe".
... Or short terms "WACCOE".
by Swiifty April 4, 2011
mugGet the WACCOE mug.
Related Words

wangosaurus rex

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"
by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007
mugGet the wangosaurus rex mug.

wanlodica

It is a kind of instrument u need when u have music lesson in LSC. The teacher is named Wan Lo( Wan 佬).

A reminder: his breath stinks!!!!
A: Play wanlodica?
B: Nah. Wan lo is such a loser.
by Jasondepro November 15, 2018
mugGet the wanlodica mug.

Culo Wango

One that has a Loose Ass.
*(Culo meaning "Ass", Wango meaning "Loose")

Culo & Wango are both spanish words.
mugGet the Culo Wango mug.

Wankout

The only exercise these damn millennials get.

Guys who masturbate instead of actually going to the gym and working out.
Pascal: Hey bro, are you coming to the gym?

Vish: Nah sorry, I already had my wankout last night.
by pascalthesickwhan January 3, 2020
mugGet the Wankout mug.

Wanlodica

Legend has it that the mythical instrument, wanlodica, was created by the great Wan lo, and therefore named after His lustrous sovereignty. Playing the wanlodica may grant marvellous powers, such as the ability to reflect light sources with incredible efficiency and accuracy, to absorb energy from light and then discharge it at will, and splendid riches of a monthly few thousand HKD. These amazing features, however, do come with side effects that hinder the wanlodica's full potential, like gradual loss of hair and incapability of English speech.
Use at your own risk.
A: Should we play the wanlodica?
B: I should think not.
mugGet the Wanlodica mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email