walk-off

A complicated method of masturbation-Lay in a bath tub, with only the head of your penis emerging from the water. Then proceed to pull the wings off of a fly and set him on the head. The fly will walk around with nowhere to go and the tickling sensation will eventually get you off, hence the term "walk off".

I was soaking in the tub last night and decided to do a walk-off.

by perilous Paul January 14, 2006

Walk-off

An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.

Look, you walk-off, you're supposed to open the garage door before you back the car out.

by CmePO September 13, 2021

Walk off your Mad

Removing yourself immediately from a negative situation to de-esculate matters.

You need to 'Walk off your Mad' before this goes any futher. There is an Oak tree farther down this road. Go down there and scream your heart out then come back this way when you're calmer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2022

Walk-Off Home Run

A term in sports lingo that has gotten completely out of control. Originally coined by Dennis Eckersley in 1993 to describe a home run of such power that you don't even turn around to look ... you just walk off the mound.

The corny fools at ESPN - and their brain dead followers - now use the term to decribe virtually any play that ends the game; walk-off hit, balk, double, single, etc.

"Game-ending" and "Game-winning" have surrendered.

If we use the term "Walk-Off Home Run" why not ... "The Mets lost in the bottom of the 10th on a walk-off groundout."

by Trendon July 20, 2009

walk-off pussy

While bangin' the hottest girl you will ever get in your life, you have a heart attack and die. Game over.

Steve, that lucky bastard, ended it all in dramatic fashion, on top of his secretary, with some walk-off pussy.

by Manny's Wood August 6, 2009

walk-off home run

In baseball, a walk-off home run is a home run that ends the game. It must be a home run that gives the home team the lead in the bottom of the 9th inning or the bottom of any extra inning. It is called a "walk-off" home run because the teams walk off the field immediately afterward. Sportscasters will also use the term "walk-off double" or other such terms if such a hit drives in the winning run to end the game. Although the concept is as old as baseball, the term itself has come into use only in the last several decades.

In the 11th inning last night, he hit a walk-off home run to win the game and the series.

by Big Ron Coleman June 12, 2005

walk off the earth

Walk Off The Earth is an awesome band that does covers and sometimes writes their own songs. Their latest album is called "R.E.V.O." Meaning "Realise Every Victory Outright" and contains their popular cover of the song "somebody that I used to know" by Gotye. They were formed in 2006. The shortened name of their band is "W.O.T.E."

Tony: Have you heard of Walk Off The Earth?
Josh: Yeah, they walked off the earth
Tony: ....

by The Rioter/La Louve April 7, 2015