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walgreens

the only place on earth where you can pay more for a prescription than you can sell it for on the streets.
..."walgreens is a drug dealer in every sense of the word"...
by a-wheezy October 15, 2007
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So walgreens

When something is kinda shitty, but pretty awesome in its shittiness, like Mentholated Newports.
Also mostly refers to shitty off-brand versions of various things that you can only find at Walgreen's or your local supermarket.
Not to be confused with brandless items, such as orange drank.
Dude, you seriously drink "No Fear"? Shit's SO Walgreens.
by Monosyllabic December 17, 2008
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Walgreens Run

Frantically making a trip to Walgreens for Plan B after ejaculation inside of a female then learning she is not on birth control.
" What was that pulsating feeling inside of me?"
"uhhh"
"oh fuck! Let's make a Walgreens run!!"
by Junior76 November 26, 2011
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Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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Walgreen's Restroom

1) The most common place to throw up. Walgreen's is convenient because most are open 24/7 and the bathrooms are so rank, no one will know you threw up.

2)A way of saying "I've got to throw up, watch out."
Emily: Why did youtake so long in the bathroom?
Erica: I had to throw up. . .
Jessa: Good thing we're at Walgreens, we literally tried on EVERY color of nail polish waiting for you.
Emily: Feel Better?
Erica: Much. I love the Walgreen's Restroom! Lessgo PARTY!!

Erica: GUUUYYYSSS FInd me a Walgreen's Restroom. FAST!!!
Emily: Oh no, she's gonna blow!
Jessa: Not on my carpet, she isn't!!!
by Pam Andy March 20, 2011
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walgreens

A: What's that green thing?
B: Idk, walgreens
by happy-buffalo September 3, 2010
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walgreen's

a handjob. As Walgreen's is to Duane Reade, so the handjob is to intercourse.
I thought we were gonna fuck but neither of us had any latex so I just wound up checking the oil and getting a Walgreen's.
by Mitt Flack January 6, 2008
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