King Wasabi

The common miss pronunciation of Kemosabe. Kemosabe is a term of endearment from a character in The Lone Ranger.

Are you going to be ok King Wasabi?

Really supposed to be...

Are you ok Kemosabe?

by The real Wasabi October 6, 2019

Wasabi Nigger

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

by tristanx February 6, 2010

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010

Wahab

You will never forget this guy.

He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

He will stick by your side no matter what.

Has a beautiful smile.

Is sweet, funny, kind, a gentleman, lover, smart, everyone loves him,most amazing boyfreind ever!

Ladies man.

Cute.

Best boyfriend ever.

Great cuddler.

Will turn your world upside down.

Thinks ahead of time.

Always on time.

Great listener.

If you get him mad he will turn into a hardass.

I Love him <3

.ud Wahab

by XDDXDXDD May 31, 2019

Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

by daddys dad June 30, 2021

wasabi rush

the intense, burning sensation in sinuses and nasal passages that comes from injesting small to large quantities of wasabi with foods like sushi. It often causes eyes to tear up.

After I ate that sushi I was totally feeling the wasabi rush!

by ChrisFizik January 2, 2009