wadge

A guys junk. As opposed to the female vag.

Oi mate, don't make me get my wadge out.

by JordoMugumbo May 27, 2007

wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

by Alex Thomas....... June 29, 2006

Fanny wadge

The juices that flow from the vagina!!
A typical Scottish word.
These usually smell of fish, or is it just the bitches I have been with?
I don't know but, hey thats what fanny wadge is and that's what in my experience they smell of!!

"Gee's a wadge er yer fanny!!"
"By Joe,I think she has fanny wadge runnng down her legs!!"

by Corpse July 25, 2004

Wadge

To steal or scrounge off all of your friends

Godddd I’m feeling like a proper Wadge atm

by Macdadaaay June 25, 2021

Wadge Slayer

Pun intended hidden mockery of a person who thinks he's the most bad-ass person in bed, but isn't really. Derived from the term kingslayer. Game of Thrones reference.

Joshi! You're such a Wadge slayer man! Hats off!

by Kthanxbai July 17, 2014