wonga

goofy looking and or messed up

His clothes are so "wonga"!!!

by Joe Dog April 23, 2005

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

Wonga

best word to put into songs ever.
I think it means money.

Breathe underWONGA!

There's a WONGA in the lake.

Woooaho sweet child of WONGA!

by aliceontoast May 24, 2010

Wonga

Interchangeable with the word fuck, but means "violent anal rape". Often used in a violent and angry manner.

You: If that guy says one more thing to me, I'm going to wonga the shit out of him.

by navy_nuke August 03, 2010

Wonga

hot asian girl

Hey Wonga

by Captain Unicorn May 07, 2003

wonga

A term in reference to larger women who belive they are sexy. It comes from the fact that good mates will pay £260 (the price of a loan from a short term instant lender) in return for having sex with someone exceptionally fat. Often predatory, they tend to pick on young lonely males. There BMI is over 30 and they tend to be between the ages of 27 and 40.

Just pulled a wonga cringe

by Dropit2popit July 06, 2011

wonga

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.

"How are you for!" Mary Began. "To uncle of all the candy?"

"...um... wonga." Johny replied while kicking a stone and playing pocket pool.

by Vironex July 22, 2006