Someone who bums everything...Something like a free-loader but takes it to the extremes on a daily basis. Tries to tag-along with people they barely know, just to hit the blunt. Constantly asking for change or looking to obtain something for free.
Man 1: hey dude, got a cig i could bum?
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
Man 2: No dude, I dont have a fucking cigarette you Wompus!!
by Sketch Ball December 26, 2010
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by Brett December 3, 2004
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WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.
A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.
A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.
"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.
by Mr Bob Dobalina October 22, 2007
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The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).
The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).
Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.
by Falkan August 7, 2005
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