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Wilsoning 

The act of becoming sexually heightened whilst sniffing obnoxious smells, such as decomposing matter, rotting food, pig slurry, tannery waste, raw sewage effluent, pea juice, dodgy plum crumble, stilton, a clam etc all left in one container to fester. Getting off on a real stinker
A person who sniffs cocktails of waste samples all mixed together and left to brew in the sun for a period of time until it makes them want to vomit and inducing their ring to tighten is said to be Wilsoning. From the verb to Wilson.
Wilsoning by Wee Willie May 5, 2006

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who is winstonsgf?
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winstonsgf by hearts4minho September 5, 2021

wilsoning 

The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.
Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.

Wilsoning 

-verb
1. To seemingly appear as a neighbor from a popular television show in which only the upper half of your face is visible, often due to computer monitors.
2. The act of looking like a creeper.
Yeah, I was totalling wilsoning on you from across the office.
Wilsoning by WagenMaster April 5, 2011

Wistening 

When you watch the music video of a song while listening to the music.
I was Wistening to Take On Me last night.
Wistening by Nick "Super Cool" Man October 19, 2014

Wintoning 

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar
Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy

Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
Wintoning by anonymous February 23, 2023