Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.

"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"

by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008

Whiter than a klan member's sheets

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it

"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."

by Bleach all ur problems away September 22, 2020

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

whitered

A large man who is incapable of spelling a username.

That man over there is such a whitered.

by real_fax_god March 5, 2019

Whiter

A way to say "my homie" used by white people to another white person.

Yo bro you are my whiter.

by JessePinkmanVariant January 15, 2024

Betty Whiter

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate

Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 4, 2020