David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*
by Plsdontever October 19, 2019
Get the White Woman Tears mug.A moment when a white woman plays in to identity politics and/or focuses on being overly woke instead of actually worry about an issue.
White Woman: "Yes, I believe that all women are great and black women should be elevated above all (especially white men)"
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
by bigboichonk January 16, 2021
Get the white woman moment mug.When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 5, 2022
Get the White Woman Syndrome mug."Boy, you best stay away from Whole Foods dressed like that or you'll have Karen on your ass in a white woman minute!"
by SooshLover July 23, 2020
Get the White Woman Minute mug.When a white woman is excessively eccentric, entitled, or generally fucking insane whether positive or negative. Can be used to describe absurd acts of white savior complex.
by ricothesezyandgreat February 25, 2022
Get the white woman madness mug.When a problem has nothing to do with white women, they feel the incessant urge to do something about it. The issues that they “fight for” such as BLM and Trans Rights rarely impact or trouble the white woman personally and they feel like they need to "do something about it" but that just includes screaming and yelling. White woman rage goes hand in hand with an unfettered and annoying Social Justice Warrior, typically called Karen.
"After this Karen walks into the ice cream parlor, she becomes a little upset when she sees the guy in the MAGA hat. Karen started yelling at the guy and I couldn't tell what she was saying, but I just knew that it was white woman rage."
by Macaroni1886 May 7, 2023
Get the White Woman Rage mug.White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.
"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."
"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"
"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."
"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"
"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."
by chimpanzeek March 9, 2022
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