Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"

Let's go to Whaley Bridge and get pissed whilst listening to motzart

whaley bridge by Chavlyf November 28, 2013

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Whaley Tail

1.The act of having a highly volatile, explosive stomach.

We just ate and he is already in the bathroom! That guy must have Whaley Tail!

Whaley Tail by M107 June 22, 2008

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Whaley Syndrome

When a junior varsity football player replaces an injured Varsity player and tells everyone they have been moved to varsity when in reality have been subjected to normal rules of a depth chart.

Bill got hurt and now Matt has the Whaley Syndrome, hasn't stopped bragging about playing for him on varsity all week.

Whaley Syndrome by Snydromedoc September 20, 2009

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Whaley Bridge

home of the 3 local hard-cases: charmer, crusher and brute people you don, want to fuck with they will "chop your tits off, fry them up infront of you then eat them" if not them will "smack you 9 times to the nose" or in the brutes case just simply "knock you the fuck out"

if you come to whaley on a vacation expect the charm of the charmer to work on you and you will fall in love immediately or if not you will feel the pain of the crusher and the bone also expect to see some of the local nits from a few towns over lying on the floor unconscious when you come to whaley bridge. have a nice stay you taxal teste tickling whaley willy worshipers.

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"are you a whaley willy worshiper?"
" no mae im a chapel chode cherisher"

Whaley Bridge by WhaleyHardMen March 3, 2020

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