When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada
I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.
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Sam: you heard of wellatio? it's all the rage in Japan!
Daniel: Hells yah, it makes this awesome raspberry sound on my weenis!
Sam: Yeah I highly recommend it to anybody who wants to experience hightened sexual pleasure and TOTAL SOCIAL AWESOMENESS FOR DOING THIS ABSOLUTELY ORIGNAL THING.
DANIEL: GIVE ME WELLATIO RIGHT NOW!
SAM: YES YES!
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Daniel: Hells yah, it makes this awesome raspberry sound on my weenis!
Sam: Yeah I highly recommend it to anybody who wants to experience hightened sexual pleasure and TOTAL SOCIAL AWESOMENESS FOR DOING THIS ABSOLUTELY ORIGNAL THING.
DANIEL: GIVE ME WELLATIO RIGHT NOW!
SAM: YES YES!
THUMBS UP
by JOANEY September 15, 2008
Get the wellatio mug.A high school where the floor cracks, the roof leaks, you can buy copious amounts of illegal drugs, full of obnoxious popular people with no sense of reality and their daddies wallets, annnddd you can still graduate with your class.
" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
by TauRineAddiCt February 11, 2012
Get the Wellsboro Area High School mug.To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.
Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.
Fuck you wells fargo!!!
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.
Fuck you wells fargo!!!
by ReignMan May 4, 2014
Get the Wells Fargo'd mug.Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.
Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”
by Mr P I Staker February 8, 2019
Get the wellsway school mug.Wellsian Tortillas are a unique brand of tortillas made in the Lakewood/Steilacoom region of Washington, specifically in the vicinity of Fort Lewis. Wellsian Tortillas are known for their blandly absurd taste - and for having a penchant for always being around when least expected (i.e. in the middle of a class or briefing, it is not unusual for a Wellsian Tortilla to come flying out of the back of the room to unanimous dissatisfaction). Historically, Wellsian Tortillas originated in 2008 on the United States Army base called Fort Lewis.
Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).
To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:
* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).
* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.
* An unwitting audience.
* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.
Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.
If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).
If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).
To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:
* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).
* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.
* An unwitting audience.
* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.
Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.
If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).
If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
by Specialist Demotable B June 24, 2009
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