Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.
You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.
by some man January 11, 2007
Get the weddingmug. An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"
" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
by Heather Scott July 17, 2005
Get the weddingsmug. Event in which on receives severe physical, and mental suffering. One may receive taunts such as a baby crib or ring. Such events have been known to cause drug addictions, hoarding, cancer, the Middle Eastern Revolutions of 2011, mutation, diabetes, depression, brain damage, lay offs, sweatshops, global warming, and even death.
by jkmilk0004 September 1, 2011
Get the Weddingmug. by Insert Epic Pseudonym Here August 17, 2010
Get the Weddingmug. by *bambi October 6, 2005
Get the weddingmug. (n)- an 8 day week in which two male wedding attendies deny themselves sleep, non-alcoholic beverages, and any sembelence of anything that could even remotely be described as "civilized behaivor"... in order to out party, out-drink, and out do any other attendee of said wedding. If texans are present, they leave in shame.
Peter: Dude, remember the wedding?
Rob: Kind of... i remember being awesome for like a week.
Peter: sweet. i uh, don't remember. Anything.
Rob: Kind of... i remember being awesome for like a week.
Peter: sweet. i uh, don't remember. Anything.
by Todd Anferny May 6, 2006
Get the the weddingmug. Websters defines a wedding as "The process of removing one's weeds from one's garden." - Homer Simpson
by Juan del Gordo August 9, 2005
Get the weddingmug.