Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Air Wake

A wake of air that is created when someone walks by in almost a run.

We all were sitting around taking when Lonnie walked by so fast he created an air wake.

by Russell Pridgen January 8, 2008

n e waze

a way to say "anyways". used usually on the computer and by noobs. a faster and cooler way to say "anyways".

Perosn 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Oh nothing, hey I heard you are going out with my sister.
Person 1: Where did you hear that at?
Person 2: On the phone last night, i was hearing your conversation with stacy.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: n e waze.. are you guys dating??

by littlechubbzenonnumbercinco March 8, 2009

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).

Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!

by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wazeer

Wazeer is a handsome guy, and most girls will definitely catch feelings for him by just looking at him and/ or by just chatting to him. He's a man who dresses in style, which can impress anyone who sees him. He's a man with confidence and has a very funny personality which can attract almost any girl! He can be the most perfect person or your worst nightmare. No doubt that everybody wants to be with him.

Girl: Hey who's that, he looks Soo cool!
Friend: That's the one and only Wazeer!

by Anonymous0.0.7 August 15, 2017