W.A.D.

a WAD (pronounced as WOHD as well)-- as in 'Weapon of Ass Destruction' when a person wears a dildo strap-on that destroys an asshole.

I couldn't believe when he asked me to put on a W.A.D. but I heard it felt good to the user, so I am guilty of crimes against the roids.

by General Penny Lane November 6, 2006

s.w.a.d.e.d.

Smoke weed all day, every day. A combination of swed and swad.

All he does is s.w.a.d.e.d.

by thundaaaa January 19, 2009

F.A.D.W.A.D

Fuck A Duck With A Dick

You blow a tire...."F.A.D.W.A.D!"
You fail your driver's exam..."F.A.D.W.A.D?"

by DrinksToTheDriver March 6, 2017

W.A.D.E

A White Livered arse demented emaculator. An acrostic word for a man that deserves it W.A.D.E

I heard that guy over there is a total “W.A.D.E”. I know someone should lock his sick and demeaning self up .

by Sockdude23 June 17, 2018

W.A.D.E

A White Livered Arse Demented Emaculator, A perfectly good description of some of the worst men in the world.

Have you seen that before? Yeah he’s a total “W.A.D.E” . Someone needs to lock that psychopathic sicko up

by Sockdude23 June 17, 2018

w a d

abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction"

Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her face.

by Angry Dragon June 11, 2006

W.A.D.

A W.A.D. is a Weak Ass Dude. A guy who walks around hanging onto his girl like she is gonna get stolen from him any minute. He eyes out anyone in the room who looks at his lady because he knows that anyone with a little confidence can steal her away. A confident guy lets anybody look at his girl because he knows she is going home with him. A W.A.D. puts on a tough guy look to make up for the pussy that he is.

Hey look at that W.A.D. that just walked in with that hot chick.

by Crash30 April 2, 2009