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David Villa

A type of small beard located just under the bottom lip, modelled by the Spanish footballer, David Villa.
Dude, I've decided to grow a David Villa!
OMG! That's so awesome!

I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.
by IlPartigiano November 1, 2011
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Defend The Volga

To defend the Volga River, usually used in games where you are heavily outnumbered or/and outgunned, but continue to defend a critical point/ chokehold for if that falls, you lose. Can be shouted, along with the term "Not one step back!" and "Traitors will be shot"
*In CoH 2* SPAM RIFLEMAN, DEFEND THE VOLGA AT ALL COSTS! NOT ONE STEP BACK!
by Yolanda Jomyma March 17, 2015
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David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ
i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!
by mlo_7 December 14, 2009
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DIRTY Villa

When you eat ur mums pussy so hard you can't feel it anymore cause you're going too deep to realize: that's not your mom. It's your dad's gf.
it was a nasty DIRTY Villa last night in bed😜
by Emi's fat ass March 10, 2022
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David Villa

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
by MrPupesh May 14, 2011
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villa maria vs notre dame

yeah, people actually spend time to hate on both schools. Some calling ND Notre dykes, and some calling VMA villa gorillas. All my friends have friends who go to Villa, who aren't particularly nice. Some people said that I shouldn't be "popular" (whatever that means) and i'm ugly and this was a few years ago so I hope that they have grown up. And people say that girls from Notre Dame are rich and obnoxious which in some cases that's true, but not a lot. There are some girls who are bratty and rich but most people there are humble and nice.
Wow I can't believe there is still an argument about Villa Maria vs Notre Dame.
by i dont know ok? January 12, 2019
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Dirty Villa

When you suck ur dad's pp so hard, it blasts off like a rocketship then comes back right into ur mom's pussy. Then she starts moaning harder than she's ever before. Then your dad walks into the bedroom.
Last night the Dirty Villa took me over.
by fjhusihfe March 10, 2022
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