vikings

Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*

Vikings will eat you.

by Vikinger November 24, 2007

VIKINGS

Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.

by GROMM August 8, 2004

Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006

vikings

people who originated from scandinavia.known for being feirce wrriors that struck fear into the hearts of men.prefered the axe and were quite skilled in batle with it.the actual discoverers of the new world

vikings were greater fighers than even the spartans

by Lars F. October 28, 2003

Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

The Lost Vikings

A challenging and hilarious puzzle-type game about three Vikings: Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, who are captured by an alien spaceship. You have to take them thru nearly three dozen levels to free them, but it will take even an expert quite a bit of time to do it. The game started out on Super NES and Genesis, and was put on the Game Boy Advance platform in 2003. It was produced by Blizzard, who has made such themes as World of Warcraft, but the game is not extremely well known. I think it is hilarious and fun to play, and you can get it on ebay for as low as $10.

Not an extremely popular game, but The Lost Vikings provides a hilarious arcade style puzzle game that will take many hours to complete.

by Jim E Junk July 28, 2006

Vikings

When the fridge gets raided at a party by drunk and stoned people in search for the munchies.

Oh, a bunch of people went Vikings on our fridge last night.

by jfreeman December 26, 2010