Vermilion, Ohio

A small town between Cedar Point and Cleveland. We have a bowling alley, a river and Lake Erie.

Oh, and lots of bugs. Lots of them. I mean, LOTS.

Like, OMG. Have you ever been to Vermilion, Ohio? It's so boring!

by Sally Parkerton October 16, 2008

Vermilion, Ohio

A small town on the edge of Lake Erie that resides between Cedar Point and Cleveland. 70% of the population is old people, so prepare to do 35 in a 50 mph zone. All the girls in the High school are bitches and all the Guys are either Jock assholes, or nerdy people with no life. Sometime during the year, a lot of fish die and reside on the beach, making the whole town stink of rotting fish. Also, there isn't anything to do (or a decent store) for 25 miles.

Person 1: Wanna go do something fun?
Person 2: Like what? We live in Vermilion, Ohio FFS!

by Diseasemoore October 22, 2010

Deep Vermillion

Patron Mod of pimpage and suavity. Mrrow.

ZOMGZ!!11 A misplaced thread! Help us DV!

by modista March 8, 2005

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Vermilion Dollar Lips

Term; for modern lip augmentation or model like lips. A play on wealth and beauty social cosmetic lip presentation.

That model had vermilion dollar lips.

by Dr. Lips January 26, 2009

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.

Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

Vermilion

When someone can’t pronounce vermicelli from a Vietnamese restaurant, and calls it vermillion.

I had pork vermilion for dinner tonight.

by Word that make you laugh October 21, 2020