Velociteer

A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.

Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at more than a hundred miles per hour.

by Jeffip January 17, 2008

velocilaughter

When some one holds two hands to their chest while laughing fiercely with their mouth open, as they lean towards you and try and touch you with the little arms they've made. They look similar to a velociraptor in this pose.

That girl became a velocilaughter when you told that joke.

by FAKmyself January 15, 2015

Rotational velocidensity

The ratio of mass-to-volume of a velociraptor being affected by centripetal force

John: Frank, did you see that the new class-H237 velociraptors can withstand a rotational velocidensity of up to 5.8?

Frank: Hot damn, the H140s couldn't make it past 3.0!!!

by soupchef June 14, 2010

velocipedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to bicycles.

In July of 2013 the Swedish police were looking for a man who had been having sex with parked bicycles. This velocipedophile had been filmed in the act by the owner of one of the defiled bikes.

by ctrlU September 23, 2013

velocirex

Speed King.
An asshole who likes to drive/ride over and above the legal speed limit.

Juan Manuel Fangio was a friggin Velocirex.

by velocirex November 27, 2019

velocipede_

A little bitch who does nothing

you're a velocipede_

by Haacerino June 10, 2020

velocie

mason

velocie is mason

by someguythatfuckedadeadmoose March 17, 2021