Velma

Our supreme overlord

All hail Lord velma

by VelmaTheCat September 11, 2018

Velma

Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.

Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?

Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.

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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?

by ViatheV1 December 21, 2010

velma

The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.

...so I pulled it out and gave her a velma

by *Ben* December 28, 2005

Velma

A short girl who is dummy thicc and intelligent

“Dude that chick is a Velma “

by Daddy khan December 22, 2019

velma

the dumb fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange? like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights, dumb fucking bitch.

yea velma from scooby doo, i ate that bitch

by velmahater445 May 5, 2020

Velma

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

by Irish March 5, 2004

Velma

Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.

Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023