“Dude that chick is a Velma “
by Daddy khan December 22, 2019
Get the Velmamug. A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
by Irish March 5, 2004
Get the Velmamug. The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008
Get the velmamug. 1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
by Andy September 14, 2004
Get the velmamug. A kickass rock band from Albany, NY. They released Another Day at School in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.
by mike grosshandler December 18, 2003
Get the the velmasmug. The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.
Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
by PrometheusNow September 16, 2015
Get the To Velmamug. The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.
by *Ben* December 28, 2005
Get the velmamug.