Choppin' Veggies

When a man dick slaps the vagina repeatedly and then enters the vaginal passage in a quick forward thrusting motion.

Woman: Boy, I hope this movie doesn't completely suck.

Man: So what if it does? You know we will be Choppin' Veggies halfway through anyways.

by P-God August 6, 2011

Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

smiley veggies

weed, pot, or marijuana

hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies

by omgijustwanttopostsomthing October 17, 2011

boiled veggies

boiled veggies is when a group of sweaty retards gather in a hot tub.

"Hey man wanna chill in the hot tub?"
"Nah, its full of boiled veggies

by k1ngfitzy May 31, 2019

eat your (my) veggies

Means to suck ones penis

TRISTAN: Eat your (my) veggies

Random girl: o ya

by Beef Nugggets May 22, 2019

Steamin your veggies

The act of steaming, as in a hot shower, your veggies.

Aaron, stop steamin your veggies, I'm trying to hear the television.

by Manderson Fellatio April 27, 2010

evil veggies

Evil veggies is substances like : magic mushrooms or weed something that's grown as supposed to made in a lab or a homeboys kitchen

What where those evil veggies last night bra?. they made my shit myself!

by BIGGER G January 24, 2014