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eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
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vegetables

Shit that will make you stronger.
"Boy you besta eat that shit, it's all we got!"
by Vegetables May 13, 2005
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stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu
HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school
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Fuck Vegetables

An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.
This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.
by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010
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VeggieTales

A video and DVD-only show by the company Big Idea created for smaller children that teaches lessons such as Obedience and Thankfulness through stories from the Bible and also their own stories (still about God). All of the charcters are vegetables. There is one movie: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. Though the show is made for little kids, it is actually quite funny and the show and movie are great comedies.
Quote from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
Motivational Tape- You are a skilled metalworker
Khalil the catepillar/worm- I am a skilled metalworker. Ah! I did not know that!
by Proud Nerd September 2, 2005
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Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.
I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.
by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009
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VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.
"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."
by agvids January 6, 2021
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