Vermont

The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.

Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed

Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!

Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.

by DanTheLongHairedMan April 2, 2019

Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

by teflondicky December 28, 2005

veesome

A sexual encounter where 3 people are involved but the attention is on only one person in contrast to a threesome where everyone is involved with each other.

Girl 1: I fucked my boyfriend with my ex boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Whoa I didn't know they were gay.

Girl 1. No. It was a veesome. They fucked me but didn't touch each other. It was awesome.

by BlacknessComfirmed July 16, 2020

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

Vermon'er

A person from Vermont.

We don't pronounce the 't'.

"Where are you from"
"I'm from Vermont"
"So you're a Vermonter?"
"No, I'm a Vermon'er"

by mmmVT December 3, 2009

Vermont green bud

The best bud you can find, but can take forever to buy because the seller is usually baked

"Dude, i totally scored some Vermont green bud. We need to go for a drive now"

by Yelle July 15, 2007