Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.
by codyrs February 17, 2005
Get the cock vaulting mug.Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
by Alleigh May 22, 2008
Get the Crabs Pole Vaulting mug.The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
by Daanile December 9, 2006
Get the louisiana pole vaulting mug.Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.
by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006
Get the "Pole"vaulting mug.Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!
by Katrykat April 1, 2020
Get the Pole Vaulting mug.by Tonys June 2, 2014
Get the Short distance pole vaulting mug.Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
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