Valentard

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.

She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.

by ShowFire March 2, 2011

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

Valentricksterhallogivingmas

The ultimate word to confuse anybody. Combination of Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas

Dude 1: HAPPY VALENTRICKSTERHALLOGIVINGMAS!
Dude 2: WTF? O.o

by Emo_Girl_AlexaUchiha December 15, 2008

valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011

stefano valentini

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art

Damn Stefano Valentini work dat ass~

by uoYredruM June 14, 2018