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vaginaphobia

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
by Jack Creith August 15, 2005
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Vagiaper

A feminine hygiene product used to collect vagarbage. Commonly referred to as a pad or maxipad.
I've gotta pick up some vagiapers for Aunt Flows visit.
by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011
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Vagapple

A Adam’s apple of a feminine man with no Manley qualities except for his adams apple. #pussy
Dude, you such a vagapple
by MMFA June 19, 2019
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Vagapunk

A person, usually young, who moves regularly to hip places where she/he gets a shitty job for a while. Vagapunks often have bad tattoos and body odor to match.
The vagapunks are ruining our quiet mountain town.
Did you smell that fucking vagapunk?
by Prof.Dr. Einmann May 30, 2020
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Vagaphalactic Shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!
by MSD Mike July 20, 2008
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Vaginaphone

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.
Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.
by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010
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vagnana

vag.na.na vag-NAH-NAH noun. 1. the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals

2. PG form of the word 'vagina'
Girls don't like sex on the beach because it can lead to unwanted sand in their vagnana.

He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagnana. Next time I'll just use a dildo.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagnana again

You sir, are a vagnana
by nanagirl September 28, 2006
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