Vagalanche

When a woman is so obese that the fat rolls topple down over the top of her vagina like an avalanche.

Guy #1: "Man, Char has gotten fat."
Guy #2: "No kidding. Before heading in you'd need a condom and a GPS in case of a vagalanche."

by wocka wocka July 2, 2012

vagalanche

multiple vag, getting with a lot of women, an unheard amount of sex,

hey jim that car is so awsome you may cause a vagalanche

by leach's word June 24, 2009

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

vagalankus

the loss of your pubic hairs.

Brittany still hasent gone through her vagalankus process yet, tricia has.

by trisha,tricia,brittany..kelsey. December 4, 2004

Vagavalanch

A sudden, unexpected deluge of vagina in a mans life. Random, co-incidental occurances of 'strange'. Its a mystical experience. Its a mystery of the universe. A billion $ question. However, those who are familiar with it, never question it. Can typically last hours, days, even weeks. Any longer and you're Tiger Woods.

Brad: "So, Brendie, we haven't talked in like 2 weeks. Are you dating anyone?"

Brendan: "Its vagavalanch season!"

by staloney February 14, 2010

Vagamancy

the evil little tricks women pull on men. The women that do it often are known as vagamancers.

"Did you see Vagamancy Sheila used on Tom, bro?!"
"Shit yeah I did! What a Vagamancer!"

by inHonorofAbrahamClincoln October 19, 2012