vagina vaccuum

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

by DiddleMeDave October 11, 2017

vaccuum lungs

Able to hold an insane amount of weed smoke for a long period of time. Long enough to zero the hit.

Damn, Adam is a tank, hes got vaccuum lungs

by Adam Shatter October 05, 2005

Penis Vaccuum

Having anal sex WITH A GIRL is like sticking your penis in a penis vaccuum.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the penis vaccuum or what?"

by S R Good October 29, 2008

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 12, 2008

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 04, 2017

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 31, 2017