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Vogel

Someone whose so deep into the closet they are finding Christmas presents. Also used to refer to someone who pursues high school aged children.
Quit being a vogel and just admit your gay!
by BLW October 22, 2006
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Vogel

Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
by judbgrdmchn September 3, 2008
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Vogel

He's the one of a kind. Rare, ambitious, and the smartest guy in the room also an alpha on his territory.

But lacks of romantic life story for maybe 2 decades of his life

He's maybe silent, but silent doesn't mean he's unfriendly.
Vogel is so cold,

no, he is too cool
by Ghostly being November 22, 2021
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Vogel

Someone who supports Astria. Also, spells Astria backwards, if you squint and imagine it.
"You hear Vogel's are allied with Astria?"
"No way. That guy just mentioned Vogel spells Astria backwards, and now I can totally see it."
by Melvin Muscle June 4, 2023
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Vogel Squat

Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.
Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005
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Pulling a Vogel

1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.

2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight
by ilovewafflesandpancakes April 22, 2011
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Mr. Vogel

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy
Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.
by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018
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