vik

to be a vik the following must apply:
-be a silly poo
-be a Cheaver
-have Stubbiez
-follows all rules of Mayology

-and not good at gituar hero XD

That vik over there is addicted to Scrubs.

by queenofbs August 23, 2008

Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.

Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"

by UrbanGirlInFL December 31, 2010

Vik Pahwa

A gay child that has severe autism and plays with his 1 cm dick

Vik Pahwa is in a classroom

by ThickLoliDragon February 28, 2019

viks moment

manipulating somebody for your own benefit and fake being a respectable person.

A: Hey, I just found out my ex has been using me.
B: Viks moment!!!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 April 05, 2022

Marcus viks

Big pussy who likes boats

4 seat Rowing boat

Damn man ta on suur Marcus viks

by Bob the bomber January 12, 2022

Vik

ViK iS vErY SmArT. hE hAs BiG pEnIs AnD gOeS uNdEr ThE nAmE oF xXPuSsYdEsTrOyErXx.

Wow that guy Click fast
"Yea yea you know am fast with those fingers ;)"
Vik means Niga

by GGmanxD April 04, 2019

vik

a very sexy man whose dick is very massive

"hi vik youre so hot"
"i know"
"ok"

by viksu July 19, 2022