vegetable

Someone who doesn't do shit

What a vegetable, he doesn't do shit

by joseph ding December 7, 2014

Vegetable

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.

by rpfeff November 19, 2003

Vegetable

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard

Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O

by Iceshimmer_Of_ShadowClan February 20, 2013

vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.

You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

Vegetable

An instrument of torture. Destroy them all.

Person: AHHH NOT THE VEGETABLES!!! ANYTHING ELSE!!
Evil Person: MUAHAHA!

by PugLover131 June 11, 2016

vegetable

A vegetable is a person who is a dumbass

Nick you fucken vegetable

by Nigga97 June 6, 2019

Vegetable

Describing someone in a wheel chair.

JIM: Look at that guys over there!
BILL: Dont stare at that Vegetable!!

by SpanLight13 April 25, 2017