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Valorant 

A Team based FPS, same gunplay as CS GO, but with different graphics and more of a cartoon-ish look , this game also adds abilities like Overwatch, but more cancerous, Genuinely fun game with it's downfalls of course, now almost a year
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
Hey Damien, hop on valorant lets play!
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
Valorant by ChaosAndLove March 2, 2021
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Valorant 

Nasus: You are Valorant!
Thái: I am Valorant!
Yasuo: Thái is Valorant!
Garen: We are Valorant!
Valorant by bìu nguyễn March 10, 2022

Valorant 

The N word and racial slurs, sexism, and ableism.
That dude plays Valorant. He whas a valorant-like personality

Valorant 

A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.
Valorant by SteveTHemNa March 7, 2021

Valorant 

A game you probably won't be able to play until open beta because it's not RNG, there must be a way to increase your chances. It is impossible for someone to get this game by just doing what the website does, no no no.
Person 1: Wanna play Valorant?
Person 2: Wow, just keep on flexing on me. I'm so offended.
Person 1: (Recommends game just in case if they don't get a drop)
Person 2: Stop shaming me for not having Valorant.
Valorant by Vizra April 15, 2020

Valorant 

a shitty overhyped game that's a ripoff of csgo and overwatch.
person 1: Hey dude I just got valorant
Person 2: That game sucks
Person 1: Yea I know I just wanted to get it early and for free.
Valorant by xdgamerman420 September 20, 2020

Valorant 

Valorant: A word for toxicity and racism. formally in which you want to inflict pain and suffering on the individual. Also used for calling someone a pedo or a predator towards women.
Bro you are such a valorant my guy.
Valorant by SlidingAce October 25, 2022