VAR

used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool

Neymar JR. VAR VAR

by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020

var

A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"

by UBER VARIAN March 26, 2009

Var

A very kind, sweet girl. Her voice is like soft, calming music. Her eyes are like an ocean, deep, and you get so lost in them easily. Oh and that smile, so beautiful. It's like seeing a puppy, you get so happy and cheerful. Every minute u spend with her, is treasurable to you. If you ever get a person named Var, never let them go, they are the best thing you'll ever get in your life.

girl:she's so pretty and kind, isn't her name var ?

by ilovemygfvar October 16, 2019

Var

a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van

"Look at that yellow var!"

by mandyz941b December 8, 2007

VAR

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

by nymphozodiac February 7, 2010

VAR

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.

A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.

by Riach December 11, 2020

Vár

A SUPER AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON.

She like’s dog’s more than people.
And she can get anything she want’s, by just looking at it.

Vár loves natcos

by Karen maren November 21, 2021