unikitty

The proper name for a half cat half unicorn species, unlike the commonly used "caticorn".

As I traveled the land I came across an odd species: unikitty.

by UnikittyMaster March 28, 2014

Unifinite

Unifinite is the paradoxical meaning of the word “Infinite”. A concept often perceived but never reached. The idea behind the word “Infinite” is a value with no end, and no beginning. By which imposing that by its own value must only be a concept; and therefore the theory of the goal can never be reached. There is by theory of “Achilles and the Tortoise” an Infinite amount of space between two objects. This use of “Infinite” is limiting its own meaning.

There is a unifinite amount of space between two objects as long as you’re traveling half the distance with ever movement. (Thus never stopping and never reaching your goal)

by Francisco Thomas Mesa III August 11, 2003

Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

Unikitty

Def. 1: A combination of a unicorn and a cat
Def. 2: A character from The LEGO Movie
Def. 3: A Cartoon Network show based on the character

Ex. 1: Nick was out in the woods when he saw a Unikitty.
Ex. 2: My favorite LEGO Movie character was Unikitty.
Ex. 3: Alicea watched Unikitty with her little sister.

by All4Anne July 24, 2018

LA Unified

Los Angeles Unified School District. Poor graduation rates. Lousy test scores. Teacher union strikes. Metal detectors at school entrances. You get the idea.

Radio Announcer: Big Chuco's Tires in Montebello is offering a special deal! Buy a set of four used tires and they will throw in a set of old rims for free! But you gotta hurry! This deal only lasts for another 24 hours! For all you LA Unified grads, that's means the sale ends this time tomorrow!

by ZXY&ABC August 2, 2019

Unified Theory of 80's Movies

The fact that most all movies in the 80's had, at their core, a single running theme:

Bored suburban middle-to-upper-class white teens have crazy adventures and come full circle having learned a little about themselves.

How this particular zeitgeist arose is a matter of debate; its existence is not.

"Adventures in Babysitting, Mac & Me, Flight of the Navigator, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, License to Drive, Pretty In Pink, Mystic Pizza, The Wizard, Breakfast Club, Lucas, Gremlins, Risky Business, All the Right Moves, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Boy Who Could Fly, Can't Buy Me Love, A Christmas Story, Dirty Dancing, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goonies, Karate Kid, Labyrinth, Little Monsters, Lost Boys, The Monster Squad, Neverending Story, Pretty in Pink, Real Genius, Revenge of the Nerds, Say Anything, Sixteen Candles, Some Kind of Wonderful, Stand By Me, Weird Science and War Games are just a few of the movies from the 80's that fit under the Unified Theory of 80's Movies."

by Clintacus August 24, 2006

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010