Unanimous Party Pact

Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.

1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"

2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.

3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"

by O.G.² February 24, 2009

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UBonimous

1. The greatest living person. Usually in reference to Dominic or 'ThEGrEaTOnE'

2. To be great or perfect in all meanings.

3. Godlike in a Neil kind of way.

4. Always better than you... and always will be --- if you aren't UBonimous now... you never will be.

It's UBonimous!!! I wish I was that good...

by Ubonimous November 2, 2003

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uranious

to describe an action or idea seemingly manifested or fabricated from "thin air" or spontaeously with no concern for accuracy, as if to pull it from one's anal orifice

Being at a loss for an answer, she pulled out a uranious response.

by pch6 November 4, 2010

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