The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

ukranian

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

by azer November 10, 2002

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

Ukranian combat boots

Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.

I see you're rockin those Ukranian combat boots today.

by Cpt. Nemo March 17, 2019

Ukranian Sauna

When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.

I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.

by Del Playa Gauchos June 29, 2009

Ukranian Shish kabob

When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.

Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.

by Ukey Joe September 8, 2009

Foul Ukranian

Foul as in Chicken
Ukranian as in Kiev

When you balls deep and creampie ya load up a chick that has an unpleasant, garlic smell from her vagina.
Then she lays there and the Chicken Kiev cream runs out of her.

I blew my load right up Deborah with the stinky pussy and gave her a Foul Ukranian, when it leaked out I felt like chicken Kiev sooo bad.

by Heffington August 8, 2017