The real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at Starbucks but knew the barista couldn't spell his name so he used his alias "Jose"
Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"
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A mythical creature that lives in the bottoms of the seas and uses it's back to make it look like an island to sailors. Once someone walks on the island the trees will eat you. It is 30,000 feet tall. Each one has multiple little monsters that catch food to fuel the monsters,the eggs, and the ubanocka itself. There can be 10-40 montsers on it. The eggs are in clutches of 2-10 eggs that are in a sack of fluid;a contraped sack in/out of the ubanocka. They are protected by at least one monster. If the ubanocka has a 2 tongue it is a female and 1 tongue means it is a male. Yet the ubanocka has a gender all of them can produce eggs.
by Aliens_are_swag October 2, 2021
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by Gribble X May 6, 2010
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Joe: hows life?
Bob: good
"Sed has enterd the chat room"
Joe: hi...
Sed: OmG jEnNIfEr IS a TOTally BItCH!!!!! shES fAt aND HaS no FRIENds!!!!!
Bob: who are you?
"Sed has left the chat room"
Joe: what an URBANDOUCHE
Bob: good
"Sed has enterd the chat room"
Joe: hi...
Sed: OmG jEnNIfEr IS a TOTally BItCH!!!!! shES fAt aND HaS no FRIENds!!!!!
Bob: who are you?
"Sed has left the chat room"
Joe: what an URBANDOUCHE
by Leafman April 18, 2009
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Chad: Hey dad want to see what i did on urbandictionary??
Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!
Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!
by Baller013 May 13, 2009
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A: define words that everybody knows like "annoying" or "plastic"
B: People who define their boyfriend or girlfriend's name, using words like "Beautiful", "Smart", or "Sexy".
C: Those bored people with no life who make up their own random words that dont make sense and will never be used.
A: define words that everybody knows like "annoying" or "plastic"
B: People who define their boyfriend or girlfriend's name, using words like "Beautiful", "Smart", or "Sexy".
C: Those bored people with no life who make up their own random words that dont make sense and will never be used.
A: My brother is such an UrbanDoucheBag, once he went online and defined the word welcome.
B: I found out that UrbanDoucheBag had a crush on me when she defined my name on Urban Dictionary.
C: That kid is such and UrbanDoucheBag, and he has no friends cuz all he does is make up words and post them on Urban Dictionary.
B: I found out that UrbanDoucheBag had a crush on me when she defined my name on Urban Dictionary.
C: That kid is such and UrbanDoucheBag, and he has no friends cuz all he does is make up words and post them on Urban Dictionary.
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