Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.

I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022

UDon-g-along

When a someone 3rd wheels on an Udon dinner date.

Is it weird if I Udon-g-along with you guys tonight?

by Ga2re2t September 14, 2019

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025

udon

udon is not inappropriate AT ALL and should be allowed to go on a jersey

udon is yummy

by firemansamisamazing May 31, 2022

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023