twittercide

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.

My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.

by rtil August 10, 2009

Twitterista

Stylish Twitter user. One who sends stylish tweets. One who tweets interesting tweets.

She's such a Twitterista ... her tweets have so much style!

by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010

Twittervissement

To fritter away in the Twittersphere. The divertissement of cultural expression into trival fragments. A progressive cognitive degeneration, characterized by an inability to grasp or formalize a thread of meaning running through successive stages of a process. The forfeiture of higher analytic and creative purpose, favoring short gold-fish like spurts of diversion.

The growing Twittervissement of social communication, has steadily wheedled into professional and academic conventions, leading some experts to warn that former modes of complex reasoning are on an irreversible course toward extinction.

by modular language July 12, 2012

twitticism

Criticism of another person or group through tweets, on Twitter.

When the liberal tweeted his opinion on the issue, the fire-breathing conservative responded with harsh and typo-filled twitticism.

by HE AIN'T GONNA EMAIL YOU March 30, 2011

twittergasm

When a female describes how physically attractive a guy, usually a celebrity, is in numerous consecutive tweets.

@Girl: Omg Channing Tatum is so HOT!

@Girl: His body is amazing!

@Girl: Channing Tatum is soo sexy, and look at those eyes!

@Girl: Omg Omg Omg!!!

@Girl2: @Girl Chill out with the twittergasms!

by ashtabula7 February 10, 2010

twittergasm

When a twat keeps tweeting about the same thing over and over. Oh, Oh, Oh!

That weather twat is having a twittergasm about the bad weather coming.

by GoingLikeSixty April 2, 2009

twitterism

Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.

Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008