TWIS

This Week In Stupid

Beginning line to every TWIS:
Hello everybody and welcome to this week in stupid for (what every day)...

by Rousy Ronald November 3, 2017

Twis

Twis means to be under the influence of either drink or drugs

"i'm gunna get twis 2nyt"

"man iz twis"

by MeRkLeMaN July 25, 2009

TWI

Texting While Intoxicated

guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"

guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

‘Twis

The present tense of ‘twas and the double negative present tense of ‘twasnt

How ‘twis your vacation, Susan!

by Twis is a word March 19, 2018

TWI

Typing while intoxicated. Usually leading to instant messaging/emailing people who you normally don't talk to, but it seems like a good idea at the time.

Joe: Hey mike, remeber that chick Lauren we met at the bar a month ago
Mike: The one with the nice money makers?
Joe: Ya, i TWIed last night to her, and she thinks im a creep now.

by Boozehound33 April 2, 2007

Twi Shorts

A way of expressing confusion as to why a person is in a particular place. The orgin of the term comes from the YouTuber "Twi Shorts." Many of his videos features someone saying "Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!" because they are confused as to why Twi Shorts is there.

Twi Shorts? What are you doing here!

by Twi Shorts November 4, 2021

twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010