twen

an alternative to the number 15.

'i'll have twen pages.'

by vmm July 29, 2009

twen

(adj.) A word used to describe someone that is not, but acts, or looks like they are twelve years old.
The more twen a person is, the more they look, or act, like an actual twelve year old.

(When viewing the film "Die Hard", the scene where you first see John McClane's chauffeur.)

Me: Haha, that guy looks about twelve!
Danny: Yeah, he is SO twen!

...

James: What's "twen"?

by Bad Ass Pope January 24, 2008

twenty twen twen

marijuana. (in reference to the medicinal use of marijuana for glaucoma).

I'm gonna pack a bowl of twenty twen twen and get baked.

by savage Henry C. King March 20, 2003

twen-cen

ridiculously, delusionally, hopelessly, laughably old-school, out-of-touch, short-sighted, stupid, or otherwise painfully and obviously ignorant of the realities of life in the 21st century. from 'twentieth century.'

hundreds of 12-year olds are getting rich on ebay every week and my parents are locked into this hideously twen-cen vision of a daughter with a college degree, a suit, and a 9 to 5.

by phototropik September 24, 2006

twen-twen

The year 2020.

I can't believe we're a third of the way through twen-twen already.

by frankiemenuts March 15, 2020